Frahm Psychological Services: Emotionally Focused Therapy training

MEDICINAL HUMOR

Pt on the phone: I know it sounds weird, but I think I'm becoming invisible. Dr: I'm sorry I cannot see you today.

Dr: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? Pt: I don't know and I don't care!

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Q What does the bartender say to a customer that claims he is Sigmund Freud? A It's not that I don't believe you, but I do need to see some id.

Q How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? A Just one. He holds it in place while the world revolves around him.

Q How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb? A Just one, so long as the light bulb *wants* to change.

Q How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb? A Just one, but it'll take at least nine more sessions.

Q How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb? A Well, how many do you *think* it takes?

Pt "Doctor, I feel as though nobody understands me." Dr "What do you mean by that?"